January 2012
Baked baklava today.
But haven’t tried it yet. It may be poisoned…
Random thought: I wish I could be in a pseudo-emergency situation so I could yell “I NEED A CLERIC! STAT!”
Another random thought: I can’t go back to Final Fantasy after playing Fire Emblem. But then again, I’ve only played one game of each because I never got into Fire Emblem and Final Fantasy is just Final...
December 2011
“I hope that in this year to come, you make mistakes.
Because if you are making...”
– http://journal.neilgaiman.com/2011/12/my-new-year-wish.html (via neil-gaiman)
soundaddiction:
Together We’ll Ring In The New...
Before 2011 is over, I want someone to go to my...
mad-baggins:
lucanoctis:
sharkieboo:
rubitinmyeyes:
colonelshounen:
“unvarnished” okay yeah sure
year is 2392
child: mommy i can't sleep
mother: don't worry child. lay down as i sing you this ancient lullaby, passed on through my family for generations
mother: PARTY ROCK IS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT EVERYBODY JUST HAVE A GOOD TIME
“The problem with the world is that the intelligent people are full of doubts,...”
– Charles Bukowski (via burnthazel)
arguewithatree:
“If you don’t reblog this, you don’t care about _______.” “If you don’t reblog this, you’re not a true fan of _________.” “If you don’t reblog this, you obviously have no soul.”
A post can be perfectly fine and rebloggable up until a “REBLOG THIS IF YOU AGREE/CARE/WHATEVER.” Then, fuck you, no.
hahaha. I’m a hateful, soulless and impassioned motherfucker.
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Why you should never drunk text a Whovian.
A friend of mine randomly got a drunk text from a stranger. She then did something that has earned my respect and awe. A transcript of her conversation follows. Some of this may be familiar to you.
Warning: VERY LONG. Also, words that I don't like have been bleeped out. Use your imagination.
[Transcript] Drunk Person: "tortyly drunk riht now. straight men everwhere."
Erykah: "Oh, thank God! I finally made contact! Listen, I need your help, but you're in great danger."
DP: "ni**a say wat?"
E: "Listen, my name's the Doctor. I'm a time traveler, or I was. I'm stuck in 1969 with my friend and I need your help to get my spaceship back."
DP: "u hav a spceshit?"
E: "Yes. It's a big blue box that says 'Police Call Box' on it."
DP: "dat doesnt sound liek a spceshp. gay."
E: "Hey! Don't diss the TARDIS!"
DP: "tarsiddd???"
E: "No. TARDIS. Time And Relative Dimension In Space. You see, I'm a Time Lord from ANOTHER planet called Gallifrey."
DP: "y u not there now?"
E: "Well...A long time ago, there was a war and all my people died except for me. I'm the last Time Lord. So I travel through time and space lending a hand wherever I can."
DP: "woahhhh. thats relly sad."
E: "Yes, it is. But now is no time to cry. You're in a lot of danger and you need to help me."
DP: "waot. how r u in 1996?"
E: "I'm in 1969. And it's really complicated."
DP: "oh."
E: "People assume that time is a strict progression of cause to effect, but actually from a non-linear, non-subjective viewpoint, it's more like a big ball of wibbly-wobbly, timey-wimey stuff."
DP: "im cofussed."
E: "Well, try and keep up! Never mind the wibbly stuff. All that matters is that they've taken it! The angels have the phone box."
DP: "wut angels?"
E: "Have you ever seen like a statue of an angel? At a church or a cemetary or something?"
DP: "ya."
E: "Well, they're not angels. They're creatures from another worlds. Aliens like me, except they're very, very bad."
DP: "dat maeks sense. they alwys creepeed me out. i thought theyre jus statues tho."
E: "Good eye, you've got. But they're not. They're only statues when you're looking directly at them. Once you look away, they become deadly."
DP: "whaaa?"
E: "Listen, Lonely assassins, they were called. No-one knows where they came from. They're as old as the universe, or very nearly. They've survived this long as they have the most perfect defence system ever evolved. They are quantum-locked. They don't exist when being observed. The moment they're seen by any other living creature they freeze into rock. No choice. It's a fact of their biology. In the sight of any living thing, they literally turn to stone. And you can't kill a stone. Course, a stone can't kill you either. But then you turn your head away, then you blink, and oh, yes it can! Notice how they always look like they're crying in the cemetaries? They're always covering their eyes?"
DP: "dats nuts! ya, ive seen dat."
E: "There's a reason for that. They're not weeping, they can't risk looking at each other. Their greatest asset is their greatest curse. They can never be seen. The loneliest creatures in the universe. And I'm sorry, I am very, very sorry, it's up to you now.
DP: "but wut can i do? tis was all thrustted uopn me!"
E: "The blue box, it's my time machine. There is a world of time energy in there they could feast on forever. The damage they can do can switch off the sun. You have got to send it back to me!"
DP: "ahhhhhh!!! im scrrd! idk wut 2 do! im srsly gon hav a pnic attck."
E: I'm afraid I can't help you any further. I'm stuck in 1969, but I think you're clever enough to think of something. FIND THE BLUE BOX AND GET IT BACK TO ME! The angels have it and you NEED to find it or it's all going to be over."
DP: "dont go doctr! help me!11211!!"
E: "They're coming. The angels are coming for you. But listen, your life could depend on this. Don't blink! Don't even blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast, faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back, don't look away, and don't blink! Good luck!"
DP: "ik! angels hng out in gravyards rite? ill check thar 1st."
E: "Wherever you feel the need to look. I have no idea because I'm trapped 42 years in the past. Wherever you do go, just remember DON'T BLINK."
DP: "omfg. holy shit. i'll find teh box and teh angels and ill text u wen i find it. goodbi doctr. uve liked changgged me life."
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sutorideru-kun:
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga Girl look at that manga I’m sugoi
When I walk in anime club, this is what I see Everybody stops and they nyaning at me I got kawaii in my pants and I ain’t afraid to show it… show it… show it… I’m desu and I know it.
I’m desu and I know it.
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Did everything I planned to today! :D
Finished Hunger Games (Good read. Haven’t actually sat down and finished a book in one day for a really long time).
Did actual chores (started at 4pm)
But my room is still a mess but it’s clean enough where I can go “I cleaned it earlier today but this is just how it comes out at the end of the day.”
All after I spent a couple of...
Wendy: I just can't shake the feeling that I'm going to kiss Matt Damon in The Bourne Identity goodnight and wake up to Matt Damon in The Good Shepherd.
Lacey: Didn't his girlfriend die in The Bourne Supremacy?
Wendy: Yeah, but he really loved her.
Lacey: And Tyler really loves you! It's his circumstances that have changed, not who he is.
Plan for tomorrow
Do my laundry
Clean my room (hahahahaha, that’s like asking the Janitor to clean the bathroom)
Barrel through the Hunger Games in one day
Try not to distract myself from the above with my new collection of Red vs. Blue DVDs.
I wonder how well this plan will go.
nat-attack replied to your post: nat-attack replied to your photo: It’s a…
It’s like a really convoluted piggy bank.
Yes. You get it.
nat-attack replied to your photo: It’s a coin-operated dryer. That can be bought for…
“Sorry, kids. You’ll have to pay if you want to dry your clothes.”
…Well, kind of. xDDD
Plus, it just seems so funny to pay myself to dry my own clothes.
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“Not all of God’s creatures come in pairs, you know.”
– In Pairs - Someone Still Loves You Boris Yeltsin
“It is impossible to live without failing at something. Unless you live so...”
– J.K. Rowling (submitted by lostinthisdisguise)
“I will love you if I never see you again, and I will love you if I see you every...”
– Lemony Snicket, The Beatrice Letters (via viviras)
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This is why we're cool.
My friend (in regards to the picture I posted): How’d you get it to be so light at midnight??
My brother: Exposure time of fifteen seconds, high ISO (light sensitivity), and high aperture make a dark subject look bright. Or alternatively... THE STARS AT NIGHT ARE BIG AND BRIGHT IN THE HEAAAART OF TEXAAAS.
My friend: THE STAAAAAARS AT NIIIIGHT ARE DUUUULL AND DIM WHEN THEY’RE SHINING OVER DUMB OLD STUPID TEXAS
i mean
what
darth-strix replied to your photo: This is what happens when I mess around with my…
What camera do you have?
A Canon PowerShot G12.
or what I tell my parents: A really complicated point-and-shoot.
It was weird trying to tell them that it is a point-and-shoot camera.
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